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thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

pastel-gizibe:

polar-bear-extravaganza:

guccigoth69:

melissaannandthecool:

Just a reminder

uh

but
WHY

Because they’re pig fucking sexist assholes.

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

pastel-gizibe:

let-them-eat-cake21:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they…

FUCK

pastel-gizibe:

Is it happiness or hap(penis)?

algrenion:

overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal